<?php
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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'Please don&apos;t claim that my email address is your own',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
</p>
	I didn&apos;t have a whole lot of time at home today.
	I got home from work early, but then I was immediately off on an adventure in the real world.
	As such, I don&apos;t have much to say today.
</p>
</p>
	Someone decided that using my email address for their Walmart account would be a great idea.
	It seems that Walmart doesn&apos;t verify email addresses, because I am now getting the order receipts from this person&apos;s orders in my inbox.
	The shipping address is as follows:
</p>
</p>
	Yareli Terrones<br/>
pioneer<br/>
cashmere, WA 98815
</p>
</p>
	This is likely their valid home address, because otherwise, their package would end up going to someone else.
	To any readers out there thinking about using my email address for your accounts, please don&apos;t.
	I will post publicly any personal information that comes to me as a result in retaliation.
	I will likely try to contact Walmart to have this account removed as well.
</p>
</p>
	I figured out an answer to the $a[PGP]-signed Web pages issue.
	I can&apos;t clearsign Web pages and still have them be valid, but I can include the signatures as separate files.
	My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> will still be clearsigned though, just for convenient checking of validity.
</p>
END
);
